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Someone out there is in pain, someone is suffering from low assets. I feel that someone has too high of interest rates, someone is thinking about lying on their taxes, someone needs a second Lexus, someone out there has hidden a copy of The Economist under their mattress. Ye must be heeeald! Can I hear an Amen? Do you want the blessing? Do you want the annointing? Do you need the presence of a good accountant? I want you to place your hand in mine on your computer screen.
I shout to get behind us demon of the second mortgage, get behind us the minnions of creditors, be gone student loan debt, be gone!! Don’t you feel the presence? It is surging from my hand, through my computer, over the internet, onto your screen, into your hand, through your body and into your wallet. Can’t you feel the filling?
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